Yes – There was a TOOTSIE reference in my interview…amongst other references. I pasted the interview and attached images from the actual magazine:
Chocolate Avocado Smoothie
I came across this smoothie online. It is fantastic! I omitted the greek yogurt, and replaced the cocoa powder with 1 scoop of Dymatize Iso-100 Gourmet Chocolate Powder. I also substituted with milk with almond milk.
I decided to get a little crazy today, and I added 2 bite size DOLE fresh frozen banana slices covered in dark chocolate, and two mint leaves. It tasted like a mint chocolate chip ice cream smoothie.
Chocolate Avocado Smoothie
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- Yield: 1 large smoothie
Ingredients
- 85 grams cold avocado flesh (~ ½ avocado)
- 2 tablespoons Dutch-process cocoa powder
- 1 medium cold banana (mine was 120 grams without the peel)
- ¼ cup plain Greek yogurt (or regular yogurt – just leave out the milk or use less)
- 2 tablespoons milk
Directions
- Blend everything together in a food processor (or a blender if you have a very good one – mine requires too much liquid for a thick smoothie like this) until it’s very creamy. Add more milk until it’s the desired thickness.
- Serve immediately or keep covered in the refrigerator for up to one day.
Recipe by Texanerin Baking | www.texanerin.com
Morty VS Pesci
My horrendous impression of The Pesci – Although I suppose it’s not bad for a chick.
A song dedicated to my friends
I want to dedicate this to all my friends – A cover of “That’s What Friends Are For”. I am truly singing from the heart.
NOTE TO THE AUTHOR OF THE PIANO INSTRUMENTAL: I recorded this while streaming a cover of the song from youtube. Initially I sent this to one person as an audio text as a joke, so I did not save the link or know who the actual author is of the track. I made an attempt to search through youtube again, but I could not find the video…Should the author hear this and have a strong unnatural desire to kick my ass….I will certainly credit you, or remove it..whatever you wish..I will even go fuck myself too.
The Ducks….
strange things happen when you are an hour early to rehearsals…confined in an automobile.
I may be crazy but I am not stupid
oh-debatable…
Call Me Hume Baby…
An Enquiry Concerning Men and Fashion – (GAG! How pretentious – hah!)
This is why I don’t drink….
Sol Rosenberg
AUDIO & VIDEO DOES NOT WORK WHEN PLAYED FROM A MOBILE DEVICE – PLEASE USE AN ACTUAL COMPUTER YOU IDIOTS!
This is my alter ego Morty Weinberg. I have summoned him to explain to you why I do not drink. (Inspired by my unhealthy obsession (since I was a kid) with the JERKY BOYS)
Fashion Week – not the quite the post you expected…heh
I have to admit that I find fashion shows extremely boring. In all honesty, I’ve never had the desire to go to one, or watch one for more than the 10 seconds I was viewing it to realize this was clearly not going to hold my interests. Continue reading “Fashion Week – not the quite the post you expected…heh”
Ball – Bustaaah
A professor asked the class to write a couple paragraphs about ourselves including where we were born, why we are taking this course, our major, hobbies, and other interesting facts. I am an asshole – I can admit that – but one adjective or a sentence would not suffice. So, naturally I was forced to proceed with a paragraph. I do not have a bio or an about me section on this website, so I figured why not utilize this…this shit.