Yes – There was a TOOTSIE reference in my interview…amongst other references. I pasted the interview and attached images from the actual magazine:
Morty VS Pesci
My horrendous impression of The Pesci – Although I suppose it’s not bad for a chick.
A song dedicated to my friends
I want to dedicate this to all my friends – A cover of “That’s What Friends Are For”. I am truly singing from the heart.
NOTE TO THE AUTHOR OF THE PIANO INSTRUMENTAL: I recorded this while streaming a cover of the song from youtube. Initially I sent this to one person as an audio text as a joke, so I did not save the link or know who the actual author is of the track. I made an attempt to search through youtube again, but I could not find the video…Should the author hear this and have a strong unnatural desire to kick my ass….I will certainly credit you, or remove it..whatever you wish..I will even go fuck myself too.
The Ducks….
strange things happen when you are an hour early to rehearsals…confined in an automobile.
I may be crazy but I am not stupid
oh-debatable…
Call Me Hume Baby…
An Enquiry Concerning Men and Fashion – (GAG! How pretentious – hah!)
This is why I don’t drink….
Sol Rosenberg
AUDIO & VIDEO DOES NOT WORK WHEN PLAYED FROM A MOBILE DEVICE – PLEASE USE AN ACTUAL COMPUTER YOU IDIOTS!
This is my alter ego Morty Weinberg. I have summoned him to explain to you why I do not drink. (Inspired by my unhealthy obsession (since I was a kid) with the JERKY BOYS)
Fashion Week – not the quite the post you expected…heh
I have to admit that I find fashion shows extremely boring. In all honesty, I’ve never had the desire to go to one, or watch one for more than the 10 seconds I was viewing it to realize this was clearly not going to hold my interests. Continue reading “Fashion Week – not the quite the post you expected…heh”
Ball – Bustaaah
A professor asked the class to write a couple paragraphs about ourselves including where we were born, why we are taking this course, our major, hobbies, and other interesting facts. I am an asshole – I can admit that – but one adjective or a sentence would not suffice. So, naturally I was forced to proceed with a paragraph. I do not have a bio or an about me section on this website, so I figured why not utilize this…this shit.
THANK YOU
A friend had sent me some godawful link to a photo expressing anti-constitutional propaganda along with a slew of anti-American and self-loathing American views and sentiments. I came across the following comment below in “quotations”. I do not feel it could have been said any better. I did not include this individual’s name. In the event this individual should come across this page, you may contact me and lay claim to your comment and I shall proceed to properly cite you. However, if you expect me to do some MLA or APA bullshit, that is not going to happen. All that will appear is – Your name followed by the closing quotation mark.
The individual made this comment after someone made a statement how an American moved to Germany, and refuses to move back to America because he is ashamed of his country and does not feel his country is safe… Now, that is not verbatim, but it is similarly close.
This is another one of my blog posts where I must reference ”Hail to the chief”. It begins playing now:
“If someone would rather stay in Germany than come back to America, I’d encourage them to do so, even going as far as to renounce their citizenship so they never have to return. As a US veteran I don’t get offended when citizens share how much they hate America. I’m proud to have contributed in a small way to protecting their right to say whatever they want. There are plenty of countries that also protect those rights. I commend you for your courage to leave and I would encourage anyone with similar feelings to follow suit. Really, it’s ok. We’ll be fine.”
Thank you for your service and dedication to protecting the freedom of this country- May this statement extend to all Veterans of the past, of the present, and of the future. GOD BLESS AMERICA! (For those extreme extreme extreme liberal fucks – my apologies- please refer to GOD HELP AMERICA or just HELP AMERICA..? Oh and to the extreme extreme conservative wackos please just stop procreating you are just as bad. )