Beeb’s video impersonation upon request –
Yes – There was a TOOTSIE reference in my interview…amongst other references. I pasted the interview and attached images from the actual magazine:
I came across this smoothie online. It is fantastic! I omitted the greek yogurt, and replaced the cocoa powder with 1 scoop of Dymatize Iso-100 Gourmet Chocolate Powder. I also substituted with milk with almond milk.
I decided to get a little crazy today, and I added 2 bite size DOLE fresh frozen banana slices covered in dark chocolate, and two mint leaves. It tasted like a mint chocolate chip ice cream smoothie.
Chocolate Avocado Smoothie
- Prep Time:
- Cook Time:
- Ready in:
- Yield: 1 large smoothie
- 85 grams cold avocado flesh (~ ½ avocado)
- 2 tablespoons Dutch-process cocoa powder
- 1 medium cold banana (mine was 120 grams without the peel)
- ¼ cup plain Greek yogurt (or regular yogurt – just leave out the milk or use less)
- 2 tablespoons milk
- Blend everything together in a food processor (or a blender if you have a very good one – mine requires too much liquid for a thick smoothie like this) until it’s very creamy. Add more milk until it’s the desired thickness.
- Serve immediately or keep covered in the refrigerator for up to one day.
Recipe by Texanerin Baking | www.texanerin.com
My horrendous impression of The Pesci – Although I suppose it’s not bad for a chick.
I want to dedicate this to all my friends – A cover of “That’s What Friends Are For”. I am truly singing from the heart.
NOTE TO THE AUTHOR OF THE PIANO INSTRUMENTAL: I recorded this while streaming a cover of the song from youtube. Initially I sent this to one person as an audio text as a joke, so I did not save the link or know who the actual author is of the track. I made an attempt to search through youtube again, but I could not find the video…Should the author hear this and have a strong unnatural desire to kick my ass….I will certainly credit you, or remove it..whatever you wish..I will even go fuck myself too.
strange things happen when you are an hour early to rehearsals…confined in an automobile.
An Enquiry Concerning Men and Fashion – (GAG! How pretentious – hah!)
AUDIO & VIDEO DOES NOT WORK WHEN PLAYED FROM A MOBILE DEVICE – PLEASE USE AN ACTUAL COMPUTER YOU IDIOTS!
This is my alter ego Morty Weinberg. I have summoned him to explain to you why I do not drink. (Inspired by my unhealthy obsession (since I was a kid) with the JERKY BOYS)